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  • The Gingerbread Nightmare  

    by Valerie Garner

    The Gingerbread Nightmare

    Do you ever see those beautiful gingerbread houses during the holiday
    seasons that are so beautiful? They look so simple, and look like such a
    fun project to do with the kids making gifts for grandma and grandpa. I
    could just feel it….soft Christmas music in the background, the warm,
    spicy smell of gingerbread filling the air, the cozy warmth of the fire
    on a snowy day, and my children and I building these luscious goodies sure
    to bless our family and friends, and all inexpensively as well.

    That was the fantasy. Where was my mind? How could I forget about the
    little thing we call REALITY? Ever notice how professionals make things
    look easy? That’s the very mark of a professional.

    The first reality check was the store. Money was very tight and these
    looked like a great way to give a quality to gift to several loved ones.
    After we did the shopping for the candy and the ingredients for these
    gingerbread houses, the bill totaled nearly $75. I almost fainted. (We
    could have bought some great gifts with that, or even bought beautiful
    gingerbread houses).

    As for Christmas music, the children insisted upon the Chipmunk’s
    Christmas carols. Have you ever listened to more than 1 chipmunk song at a time? Have you ever noticed what that does to a brain?

    The fire was nice, but then we had the fights over whose turn it was to
    stoke the fire. Two boys can fight over anything, and anything involving
    work makes a worthy fight indeed.

    We started with the dough, and that part turned out! It was SO
    delicious…..in fact we had to make more because after all of us eating
    dough, there wasn’t enough for the houses. So….back to making more
    dough.

    This particular dough had to be chilled, then rolled, then you cut pieces of the house out from a paper mold with a knife. Ok, got that part. We put it in the oven for baking, and half of the pieces burnt terribly. The other half were perfect, but you can’t build a house with half the parts.
    So…..we had to make MORE dough. By now, we’re not having fun anymore.
    It’s getting late and mom is beginning to want to get this mess cleaned up
    now.
    We finished making new house pieces and it was like midnight, I had long
    put the children to bed and was cranky now at this point. The only thing
    to do now was to let everything cool (including tempers), and attempt the
    decorating tomorrow.

    Whew….new day, it’s a wonder what a little sleep will do ya. Now we make
    the hard frosting that will act as glue to hold the pieces of the house
    together, time to build. Time for the fun to begin, boy are we ready!

    We begin assembling the house, and half the roof piece breaks in two on
    one of the houses.
    On the second house, we find the pieces to not match correctly. On a
    third house, we overcome all these first two obstacles, and now have great difficulty getting props to hold the house together while the “glue”
    dries, and it’s repeatedly falling apart and causing the oldest child to
    have a temper tantrum in frustration (mom too). Somehow through this
    fiasco, we end up with 1 viable house. (The others became, hard dog
    biscuit type things for the family pet). Oh well, she needs her Christmas goodies too, right?
    We frosted the house and each child decorated half. The end result? A
    $75. UGLY gingerbread house that only a grandma (with apologizes from
    mom), would take and not be too insulted by. But, we did accomplish one of our goals….it was a memory. A memory we fondly call “The Gingerbread
    Nightmare”.

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    About the Author

    Valerie Garner-an author who enjoys writing on a wide variety of topics, mostly pertaining to a home, sprinkled with humour.







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