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  • A Visit from St. Customer... A Landscaper's Tale  

    by Jack Stone

    A Visit from St. Customer... A Landscaper's Tale
    Article by Jack Stone
    Copyright © 2003 by ProGardenBiz
    ProGardenBiz, an online magazine
    http://www.progardenbiz.com

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the supply house,
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a pipe mouse;
    The orders were made in the office with care,
    In hopes that St. Customer soon would be there;
    The workers were ready all snug in their beds,
    While visions of giant sales danced in their heads;
    And the supplies were ready, the plants all so lush,
    The owners had settled in for the great new year rush;
    Then out on the lot there arose such a clatter,
    They sprang from their seats to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window they flew like a flash,
    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
    When what to their wondering eyes did appear with such luck,
    But a crew of eighteen landscapers and a giant semi-truck;
    With a little old driver, and hardly a cuss,
    They knew in a moment it must be St. Cus . . .

    And so St. Customer bought out everything in the store.
    His crew loaded it up and . . .

    He sprang to his truck, to his crew gave a whistle,
    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle;
    But they heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
    "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
    __________________________________________

    About the Author:

    Jack Stone is a Contributing Editor for ProGardenBiz Magazine,
    an online magazine for professional gardeners and landscape
    contractors. Visit ProGardenBiz to find out how you can get a
    free subscription, start-up guidance, business ideas and
    inspiration at http://www.progardenbiz.com.
    __________________________________________

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    About the Author

    Jack Stone is a Contributing Editor for ProGardenBiz Magazine,
    an online magazine for professional gardeners and landscape
    contractors. Visit ProGardenBiz to find out how you can get a
    free subscription, start-up guidance, business ideas and
    inspiration at http://www.progardenbiz.com.







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